Yes, it is I, Monstermatt acting as field reporter for KillerAphrodite!! My assignment, was to report on the March 17th Canadian Toy Convention, held in Burlington, Ontario. Well, after a beautiful 40 minute drive into the great Canadian landscape, I arrived at the venue. As I was pulling into the parking lot, a St....
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Ghoul Mourning,Maniacs! Yep,it’s me, Monstermatt Patterson! Too good to be true, right? Sorry I haven’t been around I’ve been busy,doing something that I have tinkered with in the past, but never truly stayed on the path. What’s great is that Killer Aphrodite will let me share some of the thoughts that bubbled up, while...
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Ghoul Mourning, Maniacs!!! It’s Christmas time and I thought, what better time to share some comic book Christmas magic with you. So,here we are. You and I at Killer Aphrodite. Talking super hero comic books. Well, it’s not just a comic book, it’s bigger!!! Huh? What did he mean?! Don’t fret, I’ll explain… In the...
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Ghoul Mourning, Maniacs! The fine feathered folks at KillerAphrodite, have “axed” me to drop by once again (what in blazes were they thinking?). Yes, it’s true though. I have something truly special to inform you about… Since the tail end of November, Thanksgiving week, really-I founded a non-for-profit group/organization, called Monsters For Charity. I...
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Ghoul Mourning,Maniacs! It’s good to be back here, at KillerAphrodite.com! We are smack dab in the middle of the Halloween haunting season! Yahoo! This is the “beast” time of year!! There’s costumes to choose, monster movies on practically every tv channel, parties, haunted houses, yard decorations, falling leaves and cooler weather,apple cider (oh… apple...
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Book publisher Pill Hill Press is pleased to announce an official scheduled release for Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1, written by Monstermatt Patterson, illustrated by Kyle Kaczmarczyk,with an introduction by Joe Moe and an afterword by Pat Tantalo, for their non-fiction imprint, WestNeb Books. The book is a self-described collection of over 400 badjokes, rancid rhymes,...
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Monstermatt Patterson The Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes! “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″ “Wolff’s Run” Writer for HorrorNews.Net Author,Writer,Mask Maker,etc. *** Cyborgs Smorgasborgs Ghoul Mourning,Maniacs! The wonderful people here at KillerAphrodite have brought me back (at your expense), I mean for your own good…wait....
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Monstermatt Patterson The Man of a Thousand BadMonsterJokes! Writer for HorrorNews.Net Author of “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″ . Writer for ZombieInkComics - ”Wolff’s Run” Maskmaker The Star Trek Shirt and it’s Imposter Ghoul Mourning, Maniacs! I’m back at KillerAphrodite.com, for Sci-Fi Month to tell you about something sci-fi oriented. So,...
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Monstermatt Patterson,The Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes! Author of Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1 Writer of Wolff’s Run,a horror comicbook trilogy. Writer for HorrorNews.Net. Maskmaker. Ghoul Mourning,Maniacs! The people here at __________. No,wait… The people here at KillerAphrodite.com, have been kind enough,to let me enter your conscience,today! Mwhuhuhahha!!(sorry,couldn’t...
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