This one of those times when I have been re-assigned a paper by my teachers. (Hi, Goat Gals!) So, instead of going on a maniacal rage pointed in your direction, I have been given a topic to write about that’s certainly caught my attention – they asked me how I felt the horror...
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You know what? I don’t want to do this; not now, not tomorrow, not next Thursday. I have been putting my ass on the line now for seven weeks, and you know what I have received from you? Not a God damned thing. This is one of those occasions that my publicist says...
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This time I am going to go over something I struggle with on a daily basis, and that is acceptance. I’m going to list my top five reasons why I should strive to gain your acceptance, and then I will rebut my own list with another five reasons why I should not. I want...
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Pitch Pink Monolith is a story I have started for the second edition of ‘The Pitchfork Diaries’. Yes, it is true; I am already writing for a book that does not come out until late March 2012… What can I say? I like to be ahead of the curve. Okay, so back to the...
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The bad review. Yeah, I have a few of them; okay, let’s go over a few bad reviews real quick… A band played a showcase to record executives, and they played the show of their lives! Afterwards the band was extremely excited to see what the record executives had to say; after all, this...
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Horror: an overwhelming and painful feeling caused by something frightfully shocking, terrifying, or revolting; a shuddering fear: to shrink back from a mutilated corpse in horror. An overwhelming feeling caused by something frightful. Now this is something quite different for each of us now is it not? Can horror really even be labeled? This week I want to ask the question; what is horror? It is so simple to answer because what we have been taught...
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So this has been quite an interesting ride kiddos! Imagine you are a normal Joe who decides to write a book and next thing you know everyone wants a piece of your ass! I love it!!! I was invited to do a weekly column here and I did not hesitate because one of the...
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